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Where are the signatures? I’ve been looking. Trust me. I’m not paid to trust you. Do you want to go back to prison? I didn’t belong in prison. You need to prove you’re looking for work. I am. And you need three signatures by tomorrow, or you can tell it to the judge. Don’t give up. This isn’t a party. So, what would you like to tell us? I take my relationship with my clients very personally and seriously. I mean, and professionally as well, of course. I don’t hear disability. I hear this ability. Let me be your hands and your arms and your legs. Allow the space where you begin and I end to be both infinite and infinitesimal. Why do you need a signature? I don’t need a signature. My P.O. needs a signature. As a matter of fact, you should put your number down here just in case you want to phone to check in. That way it looked like I did what I said I was going to do. And if she asked, you’re saying an extremely attractive candidate came in here, but y’all weren’t looking for a supermodel. I’m sorry, who am I to phone? My P.O. P.O.? His parole officer. What’s that look about? Don’t judge me. I ain’t judged you.
So you need a signature, you don’t need a job. I need both. Well, then have a seat. Please. Have you ever done this kind of work before? I’ve done every kind of work that you can do with a record. What were you in for? You’re not allowed to ask me that question in an interview. Says? Says the Constitution. As a matter of fact, now that you asked me that question, you gotta offer me the job. Okay. Okay. Okay. I’m offering you the position. What? Philip, what are you doing? I’m offering him the position. All right, so listen. Why don’t you take the night and think it over? Come back tomorrow morning ready for work, or we’ll sign the papers.
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Oh, oh. Eyes, eyes, eyes. Okay, okay. All right. That wasn’t too bad, right? Oh, okay, okay. You’re waterboarding me. Tell me what to do. What do you want me to do? Shit. Oh, man. Is it air? Is it air? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Here. Here, breathe. Take… Pete, you know damn well I need this gig. So you take a deep breath, or I am gonna get you mouth to mouth. What? You should have bet more than a hot dog. What are you talking about? I bet hot dogs for life. Wait, I don’t remember that. We shook on it, man. You shook my hand. You think that’s going to hold up in court? That smells good. I mean, what are you really good at? It’s clearly not this. You know, can we just not talk?
Especially when I feel like I’m in the worst porno ever. It’s no big deal. And it’s no big deal. You ever touched another man’s, uh… Are you a tree? He’s a singing tree. He’s the bird man. He’s the bird man. He’s the bird man. Yeah! I’m sorry you gotta have a surprise party in your huge mansion. You gotta get a bunch of expensive gifts from your rich friends. I’m sorry you got a thoughtful executive. Some of us got real problems. I’m fighting to see my son. Oh, I’m sorry, D. Is a single afternoon with your son not enough to repair the years of neglect? Watch your mouth, man. And whose fault is it that you can’t see him? Screw you. Screw your damn privilege, man. And your attitude, man.
Are you mad? You mad, P? What, you wanna break this? You wanna break Carter’s bottle of wine? Huh? You wanna break this big-ass bottle of wine? Yes! I’m sorry. No. This one right here? No. Which one? The one behind you. This one? Yes. I’m a genius, man.
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