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I want you to invite yes into your lives because it will RSVP yes. When you say yes to things, you embrace the possible. You gobble up all of life’s energies and you excrete the waste. Before we begin today, I’d like to welcome our new members. Who among you is new? He is! This guy right here! He’s new. Over here! What’s your name? Carl. Let me guess, Carl. Someone talked you into coming here today, didn’t they? Yes. Yes! And you’re not sure about this, are you? No. No, then! No, then! No, then! No, then! You’re dead, Carl. You say no to life and therefore you’re not living. You make up excuses to the people around you and to yourself. You’re stuck in the same dead-end job you have been for years. You don’t have a girlfriend. You don’t have anything close to a girlfriend.
And you lost the love of your life because she couldn’t be with someone who didn’t live theirs. Wow. We’re gonna make a covenant, Carl. Do you want to make a covenant? Uh… The word is yes, Carl. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Once you leave this building… Every time an opportunity presents itself, no matter what it is, you will say yes. What do you say, Carl? Are you ready to make a covenant? Yes. Again. Yes. Yes! Say it again! Yes! Yes! Make me believe it! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Good job. Let’s go, funny guy. I’m gonna leave. Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen? What? Do you hate America? No. Of course not. Then why are you plotting to attack it? What? I think you’re the wrong guy. Oh, I’m sorry. Was I speaking to you? We’ve been tracking you, Mr. Allen. We know who you are. We know what you’re planning. This is insane. Do you think I’m a terrorist? Why did you purchase these plane tickets at the last minute? It was a spontaneous vacation. Oh, right. I was just saying to Agent Tweed how I wanted to take a fun-filled vacation to Lincoln, Nebraska. Are you currently a member of PersianWifeFinder.com? Yes, but you don’t understand. Yes? Who is that? Faranoosh. It was nothing. I can explain. I can explain. Explain this, jackhole. Have you recently started taking flying lessons? Yes. Oh, come on!
Why did you learn Korean? Are you aligned with the North Koreans? No! What? You were married for only six months. Was that some sort of immigration thing? You were married? Yes! Oh! That was a long time ago. I was going to tell you. I was going to tell her. I just never… Start talking, Carl. If that is your real name.
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